NEW FLASH: HELL FREEZES OVER; PIGS FLY

Oh baby -- two biggies in as many days. OK...deep breath...relax...it's gonna be alright. Whew...here goes:

First, my world was turned on its head when my favorite new-age (or nuage, if you're an afficianado like me) music star, Yanni, was arrested for domestic battery.

(A slight aside here: what exactly is domestic battery? I mean, what's the difference between battery and domesitc battery? Better curtains and a nice blueberry crisp?)

So, thinking I could get no lower, my world was shattered today when my last stalwart of hope for decency in the public eye, none other than Dr. Professor. Mr. Mrs. David Hasselhoff Esq., was also picked up for domestic violence charges. Holy shit! I think the room is spinning. Someone please stop this ride, I think I'm gonna puke.

And I end with this thought: Hassel-hoff is Hassel-HOT!


This one's for you, Christian