Yea, There's no Steroid Problem in Baseball

Dude, I'm in the wrong business. I mean, I can't tell you how many people I've wanted to beat, assault, rape, or kill, but I just didn't want to have to be held responsible for it. Now I know that all I had to do was become a professional athlete!

This gets my What The Fuck? award of the week. Go Kenny Rodgers! You are a hero to all of us misaligned sociopaths.