10 Qs for PG: Part Deux

Now it's my turn, Letterman Style (those Time fukkers stole his deal!).

Ahem.

Drum roll please...

10. Where the fuck is UBL?
    
9. If you know, why don't you fucking do something?
   
8. Are you a fucking moron?
   
7. Have you ever smoked crack?
   
6. Are you smoking crack right now?
   
5. What the fuck kind of name is 'Porter' anyways?
   
4. Did your mother drop you on your head repeatedly as a child?
   
3. How did you ever get elected? Oh...
   
2. How many dicks did you have to suck to get this gig?
   
1. Are you a fucking moron?