Aren't People Great Pt 2 - Back to the 'Burgh

It's been a while since we had a good (read: horrifying) PA story. Well, apparently we're approaching a full moon or something, as the imbeciles are coming out in droves...

The best part about this story: this beast's ex-husband who claims "she is pregnant!" First of all, how desparate do you have to be to marry a toad like that in the first place, and then come out and put what shred of credibility you have left on the line by saying some dumb shit like that? Give it up dude. He's even worse than the husband-to-be of the 'runaway bride' who took her back, and in the press no less. Come on man -- pack your bags, move to the forest, become a hermit and live in a shack, cause it's over.


When the bomb's activated/
It mutilated/
Your leg and arm