When Will They Learn?

I think this guy now qualifies for immediate entry into The Knuckleheads Club.

This kind of story makes me wonder what the guy was thinking just after being shot the second time. I mean, was he pissed? Like "Damnit! That hurts already!" Or was he in pain, like "Ow! That already hurts!" Or was he lucid enough to see the irony? "Well holy shit! I mean, shot twice in the same shoulder on the same night? Oh no. I got to call my boys and tell them 'bout this. (dials...) Eh dog! Yo, I just got shot twice in the same place tonight! Crazy right?"