NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! FUCK YOU, NO!

I am a ball of rage now. I hate having my hand forced and being forced to participate in a mindless, money-consuming, idiotic game that is NOT MY FUCKING JOB! But alas, as I now realize, if I sit on my fat ass and don't do anything about it, I'll be playing into the hands of those who wish to fuck me over whilst telling me they're my best friend in the Whole Wide World. So I'll vote in your pitiful, self-indulgent, moronic, unnecessary, wasteful, pointless, special (as in retarded) election. I'll show you what a middle finger looks like on a punchcard ballot:

NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

Once more, in case you didn't get that:


NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO


Go fuck yourselves. Stop wasting my time, and stop trying to legislate how I live my life. Stop stealing my money to pay you, and then ask me to do your fucking job for you. FUCK YOU.

Sincerely,
Dr. Duke Nukem, Ph.D.
California Citizen
Pissed-off Motherfucker

BTW, I'll be poking the punchcard with my dick.