Shitty Thursday

Like getting every red light on the way to work (which happened to me today), here's today laundry list of dumb shit.

Not Liable? Sure...

Be sure to download the PDF with this one...it's funny
Thought e-mails were private?

This can't be good

Might need to run this one through Babelfish
Don't tell me they've got it right

I suppose it's not all bad:

The Dilbert Blog!

This next one is hilarious, and I don't remember who sent me this link, but it's funny. Probably NSFW, tho. (Interesting side note: The guy who writes this reminds me of an old neighbor of mine in alphabet city...)
Apathy/Conceit