Welcome to Hell, er, Pennsylvania

I know what you're all going to say.

"Greg, why do you hate on Pennsylvania so much?"

Wanna know why? Because I can. I lived in that barren wasteland of a state for 14 of the best years of my life, and I know its evil inside and out. It's quite sad actually; the history is quite majestic and important to the development of our country in the early years, but oh how the once mighty have fallen.

It truly is the devil's playground, as fas as I am concerned. I mean, when you're second only in stupidity to Kansas, where do you go next? I can see it now:

"PA Citizens Recall Gov Rendell, Elect God as Replacement"

Damn, that's stupid.