Pepsi == Death

Might? Might? What red-blooded American would believe that soda would cause long-term health problems? I bet that next they're going to tell us that red meat and cigarettes are bad for your health, too.

Oh, wait...

What the fuck. I mean really -- how many people do you know drink soda on a daily basis and don't look like Jabba the Hut? I know one, and he's got other problems too (hi Noel!)


Sick, sick, sick/
Don't resist/
Sick, sick, sick/
Don't resist