A Sticky Situation

As I always say, stupid shit happens to stupid people. Nothing more to be said.

You Don't Say!

A follow up to a story we posted last month.

And now, a quiz:

What's more likely to cause death -- a usually benign condition or a 20 minute beating at the hands of several large overweight testosterone freaks with funny hats?

Fucking fry 'em all, let god sort 'em out. I hope wherever that poor kid is now, he gets his chance for venganza.

Character Is Defined As:

Anyone?

"...how a man acts when no one is watching".

This Op-Ed makes a good point: do good religous folk possess more character than the godless, or less? Do they act righteous because they feel it is right, or because they fear that they are being watched?

What If...

The link above is to a 60 Minutes story from this past weekend about current research into the origins of sexual orientation (definitely worth a read -- some bizzare findings). So here's an interesting mind-bender for all you:

If it is proven that sexual orientation is a genetically-determined characteristic, and pre-natal tests could reveal a fetus' sexual preference, would bible-thumping pro-lifers support abortion for gay fetuses?

BTW, is the plural of fetus feti?

It was only a Matter of Time...

...and now, it's only a matter of time until this

BTW, I think Aaron McGruder should sue the pants off these people.

NEW FLASH: HELL FREEZES OVER; PIGS FLY

Oh baby -- two biggies in as many days. OK...deep breath...relax...it's gonna be alright. Whew...here goes:

First, my world was turned on its head when my favorite new-age (or nuage, if you're an afficianado like me) music star, Yanni, was arrested for domestic battery.

(A slight aside here: what exactly is domestic battery? I mean, what's the difference between battery and domesitc battery? Better curtains and a nice blueberry crisp?)

So, thinking I could get no lower, my world was shattered today when my last stalwart of hope for decency in the public eye, none other than Dr. Professor. Mr. Mrs. David Hasselhoff Esq., was also picked up for domestic violence charges. Holy shit! I think the room is spinning. Someone please stop this ride, I think I'm gonna puke.

And I end with this thought: Hassel-hoff is Hassel-HOT!


This one's for you, Christian

Bank Robber: "My Whole Life is Ruined"

Tissue Anyone?

Not me. Perhaps Missy should have thought of this fact before she decided to hold up not one, not two, not three, but four -- FUCKING FOUR -- banks. Motherfucker! I do believe that people should be given a second chance -- that's two folks, not four. Rot in hell, you ignorant fuck.

You watch too many films/Too many films for real

Why I'm Renouncing my Democratic Affiliation

Roll over and play dead -- that seems to be the MO with the dems (notice the use of lower case d, indicating my lack of respect for them). I've had a manifesto in work for some time now about why I'm leaving and where I'm going. As of yet, I haven't found a good fit, so if anyone has suggestions I'm open. The post is still in the worx -- I'll try to get to it soon. Besides, I'd like to have this taken care of for the 06 primaries.

Matt & Trey Do Me

This is fun. Make yourself as a South Park character. I think the results are interesting -- speaks volumes about one's self image. So without further delay, here's me:



So that's me -- tossled blond hair w/ goatee, uber-kool german square frames, black tee and blue jeans, and my trusty MP3 player guiding me through the scary forest of modern life. The slightly optimistic yet indifferent mouth gesture signifies my overall content with the space I've created for myself but overarching disdain for almost everything outside it.

Hey Lois -- get me a beer!

Brokeback Fever

Oh man, this is gonna be a huge time waster. Judging from the one I've watched (Gay Club, a Fight Club parody), I'll be in tears shortly.