Wednesday, June 27, 2007

JibJab

New JibJab video posted! Woo-Hoo!

This one is funny, but I actually think that the previous video (which I did not see when it first came out) is funnier.

Give 'em both a whirl!



C'mon girl/
I love you like a fat kid love cake/
You know my style/
I'll do anything to make you smile

Monday, June 25, 2007

US student loses free speech case

You're allowed to say whatever you want...so long as it's not against the law...um...WTF?! This is boggling to the mind. Isn't it the right of the First Amendment to say what you wish, to rebel against an unjust law, to provoke the mind by bending the rules with words? How is one supposed to throw down an law that can be seen as archaic or non-applicable if one can't speak that which is illegal?

Trying to justify this by using a schooling system is even worse! That very institution is built to instill INNOVATIVE thinking.

Fuck it. Let's build clones/robots and get it over with. We don't need free thought, or free speech.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Sunday Morning Round-Up

Just some interesting pieces to share as a result of my sunday morning surfing over a large cup of Blue Thunder (relax, it's coffee you morons).


  • Frank Rich has a thought-provoking piece, as usual, in the NYT today. Unfortunately it's in the paid section. Fortunately, Dr. Duke has a paid account and has posted said piece on his website. Thanks doc!

  • Iran is cracking down on 'Anti-Islamic' behavior, including male and female dress code, sales of alcohol and satellite dishes...the list goes on. The NYT piece is a bit slight on details, so you need to go look for some Iranian blogs instead. I've found this one to be pretty useful, at least as a starting point.

  • Russia's newest tourist attraction is a hollowed-out nuclear command bunker. For $40USD, you can take an english language tour, complete with your own mock security clearance card featuring a scary-looking picture of someone in a vintage gas mask. Sign me up!

  • The Smoking Gun's front page story today is a round-up of mug shots with lots of waterworks. Ah, gotta love TSG!


OK, it's after 12 now and I have a mountain of dirty dishes to do (fuckin' no dishwasher...never again!) That's all for me this am -- now why don't you lazy, free-loading, good-for-nothing readers stop mooching off of my surfing and post some links yourselves! We here at the office would sure appreciate more user-generated content. TTFN!


You can tell the same lie a thousand times/
But it never gets any more true/
So close your eyes once more and once more believe/
That they all still believe in you

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Dawn of a New Day

Well, it should be no secret of what industry I work in. For those that don't know, this is my project. Yesterday, we were given the green light for launch on July 7. I have mixed emotions about this; let me explain.

I love what I do, but sometimes I hate my job. There is something very satisfying about doing a job that you know will contribute to what I call the Greater Good -- expanding our knowledge of our world. I also like the fact that I will most likely be challenged every day to figure out something for which there is no answer to -- it's never been done before, so we're writing the answers. These are the things that keep me where I am.

Then there's the dark side. Unrealistic budgets; overly constrained schedules; negligent, inexperienced, stubborn contractors; ego-driven managers; and the worst part, which is the Dirty Little Secret of my business -- that all of the previously listed problems will be overcome by literally thousands of off-the-books hours of labor by stellar engineers whose conscience won't let them sit idly by and watch the spectacular failure of a mission that, by many accounts, should fail.

I could go on and on, and if anyone is interested in hearing more let me know. But the whole point here is to say be sure to watch on July 7 -- I'll be on NasaTV -- and while it looks cool, it's not all good.

Qui sème la merde, la récolte puis la trouve

Multiple Personality Disorder Afflicts USG

Boy, as the days of this pitiful administration wear on, and as the excuses fade away, the reasoning given to some of these blatant abuses get even more amusing. To wit: the VP says that he does not have to comply with an order that the executive branch submit to full oversight by a commission that ensures sanity of classified information because he is -- get this -- not part of the executive branch. But wait, did the VP not claim executive privilege in order to not classify in the Plamegate proceedings, or the Gonzales fiasco?

I guess the old cliche is wrong: if you are the Vice President of the United States of America in the Most Fascist Administration Ever, you can have your Cake and Eat It Too.

[2007-06-24, 1125 PDT] UPDATE: NYT has their take on this ridiculosity and more here --Ed.


My War/
You're one of Them/
You say that you're my friend/
But you're one of Them/
Them/
Them

Two Feet Shorter

Again, this is one of those stories that I don't really have much to say about. I mean, I'm a man of numbers, probabilities and all, but damn, this makes me think twice about my next visit to a theme park.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Can You Spell Autistic?

Not only does this kid need some serious remedial lessons in socializing, but this anchor really needs to chooses better interviews. What a bomb. Hilarious for us though!

Friday, June 01, 2007

The Proof...

...that we've all been waiting for but didn't really need. So this seals it -- he really is either insane or mentally retarded. Great -- we, collectively as a nation -- gave the world's most powerful retard a sympathy fuck by electing him. Shame on you America! Playing with his emotions like that.


we've got everything/
we've got everything/
we've got everything down to a science/
so i guess we know everything