The Next American Idol(s)

OMG, ROTFL, this possibly the worst shit I've heard this year so far. They are only slightly less cool than the Icy Hot Stuntaz. What's better, I think these guys are actually trying to take themselves a bit seriously.

Another One Bites the Dust?

Well, fuck. First it was the greased-up naked deaf guy fracas that will most likely lead to the demise of FG. And NOW, the great ATHF (also mentioned in a previous post) is at the heart of the nation's latest Terrorist Threat to Blow Us All Sky High. What's next, Moral Orel? (Oh wait, it probably will be).

Which leads me to the question: what the fuck am I supposed to watch on TV? And at what point does it become so bad that I just junk the fucker and put my TV & Cable money towards that Jag I've always had my eye on?

Sigh -- another day in the US of A. --Ed.

The Cursing Black Preacher

OMG, this is the funniest shit evar. I really like the video titled "More of the Cursing Black Preacher". Best lines: "Cut that Bitch Off!" and "I must be a fuckin nincom-fuckin-poop!". Holy shit, they should make a movie out of this guy.

BTW, some more YouTube fun: trailer for the ATHF movie (that's Aqua Teen Hunger Force for the uninitiated) is posted here. I can't wait for March 23. A flaming chicken? That's gold Jerry -- pure gold!

Greased-UP Naked Deaf Guy!

I guarantee this was inspired by Family Guy...

...which sucks because now it'll get the blame and be cancelled in the public interest. We'll miss you Family Guy!

God Hates Fags

And apparently, if you're a fag, god hates you too.

Oh boy. Praise Jesus!

UPDATE: I wanted to link to this before, but forgot. If you haven't heard of GodHatesFags.com, boy are you in for a treat! This is the front site for the Westboro Baptist Church and Shirley Phelps; you'll recognize these fine citizens as the ones who picket the funerals of dead US soldiers and victims of other tragedies holding signs with slogans like "God Hates Fags", claiming that these disasters are god's punishment for our support of homosexuality. Interestingly enough, I have heard that many of the members are lawyers, and they make most of their money by prosecuting people who get physical with them at their 'protests'. I must say, however, that I can't really condone visiting their site and giving these loonies more hits. Might be better to check out the ol' Wikipedia entry. --Ed.

UP-UPDATE: Some research reveals that yes, we can all sleep easy, the Donnie Evans video is most likely a hoax, but it is not yet certain. Here's my Google Search on the matter. Looks like we've all been Borat-ed!

Your Dems Hard at Work AND Where Have I Been?

Sorry folks for the long break -- I'm becoming jaded. But this story brought me out of hibernation. We vote these fuckers into office and what do they do? Propose a non-binding resolution against the plan to increase troop levels and then applaud the equipping of passenger jets with lasers. Hmm, seems to me that this isn't what most people wanted.

And again, apologies for the break. Look for more posts to come. --Ed.